December 2011
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A Programmer's Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shop, The computers were whirring; they never do stop. The power was on and the temperature right, In hopes that the input would feed back that night. The system was ready, the program was coded, And memory drums had been carefully loaded; While adding a Christmasy glow to the scene, The lights on the console, flashed...
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Christmas FAQs
Q: If Santa doesn’t have to age, then why has he become old? A: He only appears to be old. He’s an undercover kid.
Q: How can a sleigh possibly fly through the air? A: If you were being pulled by eight flying reindeer, wouldn’t you fly too?
Q: Why do reindeer have red noses? A: They are not equipped with ABS and thus tend to bump into things on slippery surfaces. This is...
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Carols For the Psychiatrically Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas
NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and
PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming...
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The Technical Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me, AN ALGORITHM IN A SPANNING TREE On the second day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me, Two LLC’s…………………….(Chorus) On the third day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me, THREE ETHERNETS……………….(CHORUS) On the fourth day of Net Tech, my instructor gave...